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Zen Dawg says: This mug design salutes all those men and women of the world who tirelessly have sex, or make lurve if you are french, with the nobel aim of helping more little humans into the world. It is tireless work and although it is somewhat pleasurable, does require dedication and quite a bit of physical effort. To all those fabulous Baby Makers out there - TOP BANANA, YOU ROCK! Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text...
Zen Dawg says: There are so many grumpy people about these days that they can even be seen voicing their grumps on mainstream television. This mug is meant to be given as a gift to any such grumps, but beware they wont appreciate it and will probrably harp on for hours about it being rubbish. Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's Biggest Grump. Design Colour Options: Brown & Bronze, Green...
Zen Dawg says: A spin off of our World's Biggest drunk mug this design is the next level up and should only be given to those people who are deemed to be furniture when the annual stock-take takes place at the local pub. Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's Biggest Pisshead. Design Colour Options: Brown & Bronze, Green & Purple, Purple & Orange or Yellow & Blue. Mug Colour Options: White...
Zen Dawg says: When most people first see this mug design they can usually think of someone they know who this mug would be appropriate for. Up until now you have had to listen to the stories with no comeback - well guess what, here it is. Buy it for them and hopefully they will clam up for a while, although in my experience they rarely do but hey ho!  Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's...
Zen Dawg says: This mug is a bit of tounge in cheek humour aimed at the girls and makes a great little gift if you need to have a little dig at a friend or girlfriend. Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's Biggest Biatch Mug. Design Colour Options: Brown & Bronze, Green & Purple, Purple & Orange or Yellow & Blue. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx...
Zen Dawg says: Now I could fluff up this design to make it more friendly but I'm not, because ever so often you just have to say it like it is and this mug does exaclty that. Have that you wankers! Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's Biggest Wanker. Design Colour Options: Brown & Bronze, Green & Purple, Purple & Orange or Yellow & Blue. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm...
Zen Dawg says: I dont understand this design even when the Bear took the time to explain it to me. It must be a Human, Cat, Bear thing but I have no idea. Personally I would'nt buy it because it's got a Cat on it...............and it makes no sense what so ever. Design Colour: White. T shirt Colour Options: Black, Brown, Indigo, Military Green & Red. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. size chart
Zen Dawg says: If you dont like staying calm then this mug design is for you. It has Raise Hell & Change the World along with skull and cross bones motif design which appears on both the front and back of the mug. Design Colour Options: Blue, Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red or Yellow. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx). Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. This design is available in 8 different...
Zen Dawg says: It is part of being human to occassionally get annoyed with someone, and as strange as it may seem, some people struggle to voice such inner feelings. So to help such sensitive souls we have created this mug which can be given as a gift to someone to let them know how you feel about them. Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design and includes the words World's Biggest Bastard. Design Colour Options:...
Zen Dawg says: Part of our Rude Gift Keep Calm mug collection, this mug design incorporates the words Shut Up and Deal With It in a Keep Calm stylised way on both the front and back of the mug. Design Colour Options: Blue, Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red or Yellow. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx). Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. This design is available in 8 different colours.
Zen Dawg says: Some may say that this mug design is ageist but I would counter by saying that its not my fault the older people get the grumpier they are. Either way this is one of my favourite designs because for some reason the words just sit well together and if I close my eyes i can even picture the people who this would be bought for. (I obviously have the gift of remote viewing but why I waste it on looking at old people is beyond me.) Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this...
How to Order: Select the colour for your text. Product Information: Type: Ceramic Mug. Size: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx) Design Placement: Wraparound. Packaging: Mail Order Box. Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe.
How to Order: Select the colour for your text. Product Information: Type: Ceramic Mug. Size: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx) Design Placement: Front & Back. Packaging: Mail Order Box. Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe.
Zen Dawg says: I can't make coffee but I make a stunning cup of tea so I would never be given this mug as a prezzie. So this mug is for all those inept tea makers out there who dont have my gift for steeping and squeezing (the bag of course) to create a brew of infinite perfection. SO WISE UP FOOLS! Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's Worst Tea. Design Colour Options: Brown & Bronze, Green...
How to Order: Select a design colour. (Text colour will always be black.) Product Information: Type: Ceramic Mug. Size: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx) Design Placement: Front & Back. Packaging: Mail Order Box. Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe.
How to Order: Select a design colour. (Text colour will always be black.) Product Information: Type: Ceramic Mug. Size: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx) Design Placement: Front & Back. Packaging: Mail Order Box. Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe.
How to Order: Select a design colour. (Text colour will always be black.) Product Information: Type: Ceramic Mug. Size: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx) Design Placement: Front & Back. Packaging: Mail Order Box. Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe.
How to Order: Select a design colour. (Text colour will always be black.) Product Information: Type: Ceramic Mug. Size: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx) Design Placement: Front & Back. Packaging: Mail Order Box. Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe.
Zen Dawg says: If it takes you as long as it took the Bear to understand this design then like him I suggest you consider hibernation, maybe for a couple of years. Design Colour: White. T shirt Colour Options: Black, Brown, Indigo, Military Green & Red. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. size chart
Zen Dawg says: You could say we have covered this design with the biggest grump and grumpiest boss mug designs and you would be right, but I dont care. If you dont agree then its probrably because you have already been given one of the previously mentioned mugs and you are not happy that they might get you this one as well. Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's Grumpiest Man. Design Colour...
How to Order: Select a design colour. (Text colour will always be black.) Product Information: Type: Ceramic Mug. Size: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx) Design Placement: Front & Back. Packaging: Mail Order Box. Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe.
How to Order: Select the colour for your text. Product Information: Type: Ceramic Mug. Size: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx) Design Placement: Front & Back. Packaging: Mail Order Box. Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe.
Zen Dawg says: Part of our Rude Gift Keep Calm mug collection, this mug design incorporates the words Sex Drugs and Sausage Rolls in a Keep Calm stylised way on both the front and back of the mug. Design Colour Options: Blue, Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red or Yellow. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx). Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. This design is available in 8 different colours.
Zen Dawg says: Our custom Keep calm mug design allows you to add your own rude sub text below the standard "Keep Calm and" wording to create your own unique custom mug. The design appears on both the front and back of the mug and each line of sub-text can be up to 10 characters long, including spaces. Design Colour Options: Blue, Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red or Yellow. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx). Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe. Timescale...
How to Order: Select a design colour. (Text colour will always be black.) Product Information: Type: Ceramic Mug. Size: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx) Design Placement: Front & Back. Packaging: Mail Order Box. Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe.
Zen Dawg says: Part of our Keep Calm mug collection, this mug design incorporates the words Close your Eyes and Think of England in a Keep Calm stylised way on both the front and back of the mug. Design Colour Options: Blue, Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red or Yellow. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx). Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. This design is available in 8 different colours.
Zen Dawg says: Part of our Rude Gift Keep Calm mug collection, this mug design incorporates the words Keep Calm and Shut Up in a Keep Calm stylised way on both the front and back of the mug. Design Colour Options: Blue, Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red or Yellow. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx). Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. This design is available in 8 different colours.
Zen Dawg says: I hope you dont think I am picking on him but I prefer to be open about such things and on this topic I have to say the Bear is the worst farter in the world. His farts stink like a nest of skunks and sounds like someone jammed a whole orchestra of Tuba's in a broom cupboard. I think I am going to get him one of these mugs for his birthday - good idea!  Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the...
Zen Dawg says: It's been a while since the Bunny Cock T-shirt incident so I figured that I would create a Keep Calm design which incorporates the words The Bear sucks Bunny Cock on both the front and back of the mug. I going to give one to the bear on his Birthday, I'm sure he will be well chuffed. Design Colour Options: Blue, Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red or Yellow. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx). Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe. Timescale...
Zen Dawg says: Not everyone is blessed with a loving, caring, considerate and fun to be around boss. In fact it seems that to be a boss you have to be a bit of a bastard. (see worlds biggest bastard mug as an alternative gift idea) So to even things out a bit we have created this design, which if you are a brave disposition you can give to me personally, or as I would do sneak it in as a secret santa item. Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe...
Zen Dawg says: Part of our Rude Gift Keep Calm mug collection, this mug design incorporates the words Be Flirty and Talk Dirty in a Keep Calm stylised way on both the front and back of the mug. Design Colour Options: Blue, Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red or Yellow. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx). Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. This design is available in 8 different colours.
Zen Dawg says: Part of our Rude Gift Keep Calm mug collection, this mug design incorporates the words Keep it Real and Drink Ale in a Keep Calm stylised way on both the front and back of the mug. Design Colour Options: Blue, Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red or Yellow. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx). Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. This design is available in 8 different colours.
Zen Dawg says: Some people are open and some are foxy - this is a t shirt for the latter.....and it works as a brillaint ice breaker! HONEST! I saw the bear, who is gay by the way, wear this t shirt out and he had the girls in stitches of laughter. He did'nt actually fondle any girls tits but a few of them did fondle his Moobs, so a semi result. Design Colour: White. T shirt Colour Options: Black, Brown, Indigo, Military Green & Red. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. size...
Zen Dawg says: If you have seen our Nerd t shirt design you will be aware that I view being a nerd as quite a cool and groovy thing in this day and age. They create the games we play, the software we use, and although possibly socially inept they probrably earn more in a week than we do in a month. So Kudo's Nerd's! Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's Biggest Nerd. Design Colour Options...
Zen Dawg says: Not so long ago I was lucky enough to be chosen as having the World's sexiest bum, well not exactly the world but a sexy bum which is close enough. So I figured that I would create this design for all those other sexy bums out there (not to be confused with sexy hobo's though). BOTTOMS UP! Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's Sexiest Bum. Design Colour Options: Brown & Bronze...
Zen Dawg says: Part of our Keep Calm mug collection, this mug design incorporates the words Keep Calm and Drink Beer in a Keep Calm stylised way on both the front and back of the mug. Design Colour Options: Blue, Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red or Yellow. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx). Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. This design is available in 8 different colours.
Zen Dawg says: A Politically correct t shirt that show you are a caring and sensitive kind of person .....until they see the small print. But fear not because people value honesty which this t shirt design provides heaps of. WIN WIN! ...RESULT!    Design Colour: White. T shirt Colour Options: Black, Brown, Indigo, Military Green & Red. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. size chart
Zen Dawg says: Time for a little confession and it is that I can't make a cup of coffee to save my life. Now some of you think thats understandable since I'm a dawg but I dont agree. Personally I think I am just inept and even with intensive coaching the best I can create is a liquid with the same effects as diluted snake venom. I now cheat and buy granulated cappuccinos but if I were to receive this mug I would simply smile and say thank you, because it would be true. Description: Part of our World...
Zen Dawg says: Part of our Rude Gift Keep Calm mug collection, this mug design incorporates the words Moan Moan moan Moan Moan in a Keep Calm stylised way on both the front and back of the mug. Design Colour Options: Blue, Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red or Yellow. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx). Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. This design is available in 8 different colours.
Zen Dawg says: They are everywhere, they are mostly loud, sometimes quiet, often sneaky and occassionally terribly smelly. Weirdly enough this accolade can usually be aimed at someone in your immediate family - and not always at the males.  (You know who you are!) Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's Biggest Farty Pants. Design Colour Options: Brown & Bronze, Green & Purple, Purple & Orange...
Zen Dawg says: Made famous by the little fella in the fur collar coat, we decided that this accolade is just too good not to be included in the World mug range. Rodders, DelBoy we salute you. Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's Biggest Plonker. Design Colour Options: Brown & Bronze, Green & Purple, Purple & Orange or Yellow & Blue. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High...
Zen Dawg says: If you have got it then flaunt it, thats my view in life so for all those wannabe Studs out there, if your girlfriend or wife buys you this mug then you really are a sexual kahuna. Respect! Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's Biggest Stud. Design Colour Options: Brown & Bronze, Green & Purple, Purple & Orange or Yellow & Blue. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options...
Zen Dawg says: Sometimes the recipient of this mug is someone that has shown true drunkedness at a Christmas party and sometimes it will someone who takes their alcohol consumption as little more seriously and frequently. Either way, people who get given this mug usally respond with smugness at being given it. (It's a drunk pride thing apparently.) Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design with the words World's Biggest...
Zen Dawg says: I figured that this mug out of all the designs would be the biggest money spinner because I estimate that 9 out of every 10 people who play golf are crap at it. Now thats not to say they dont enjoy it and its good excersize but if you spend a little time on a golf course you will rarely see a golf ball go in the direction it is supposed to - hence this mug design. LOADSA DOSH! Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding...
Zen Dawg says: Part of our Rude Gift Keep Calm mug collection, this mug design incorporates the words No I Wont Keep Calm and You Can Fuck Off in a Keep Calm stylised way on both the front and back of the mug. Design Colour Options: Blue, Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red or Yellow. Mug Colour Options: White. Mug Size Options: 8.8cm High x 8cm Diameter (Approx). Cleaning: 100% Dishwasher Safe. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. This design is available in 8 different...
Zen Dawg says: Now you might think that this t shirt is really really funny but unfortunately it's not. It's Sad and the reason it is because when the Bear created this design he was being honest and had no idea of the irony of what he created. Poor Poor Bear! Design Colour: White. T shirt Colour Options: Black, Brown, Indigo, Military Green & Red. Timescale: This product ships within 7 business days. size chart
Zen Dawg says: It's a fact of life that everyone at some stage will act like a bit of an asshole. In company lingo the term commonly used is He/She has their head up their ass! If you become aware of someone in such a situation then giving them this mug will show them that you care enough about them to highlight their error of judgement. Description: Part of our World's mug collection, this mug design incorporates a Badged Globe with surrounding text design. Design Colour Options: Brown & Bronze...
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