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Christmas Tree — £12.99
Grow a real Christmas tree in your own home. Growing your trees is simple - everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet containing growing tips. A unique gift idea. Green fingers aren’t required to grow your own Christmas tree at home! Inside the gift box: 1 packets of Norwegian Spruce seeds 5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk 5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered 5 wooden plant markers Christmas...

Name a Rose Gift Box — £19.95
This gift entitles you to have a rose named after you for eternity. Enclosed in your gift box is one packet of unnamed rose seeds and lots of useful hints and tips that should enable you to grow a beautiful rose. Naming your rose is easy; you can either complete the process online or fill in and return the lower section of your Rose Registration Form. You are required to enter your rose name, your contact and delivery details. These are then recorded and you are sent a certificate confirming your...

IQ Test Gift Box — £19.95
A gift that will allow that special person to find out how brainy they really are – an intelligent gift choice! Most people who have never completed an IQ test are curious as to what their score would be and this gift allows them to establish just that. Inside the gift box is lots of interesting information on IQ, intelligence and the brain, along with a sealed IQ test designed by IQ expert Phillip Carter. Just read the enclosed test completion instructions, complete the test and return it in...

Dedicate a Tree Gift Box — £19.95
Once you have registered your gift you will have a tree dedicated and planted for you. Your British broad-leaved tree will be planted by the Tree Appeal whose sole aim is to plant trees across the UK in order to improve the environment in which we live. The Tree Appeal, endorsed by Sir David Bellamy, will not plant your tree in a forest where there may already be hundreds of them; they plant trees where they are most needed for example in low-profile areas to supplement hedgerows, woodlands and...

Money Maze — £11.95
The Money Maze Bank is a great place to hold your cash, gift cards and checks, but there's a twist - you have to guide the steel ball through the maze to get your stuff out again! For gift giving, try placing money or a gift inside, then watch the recipient solve the maze to receive your gift! The Money Maze Bank is made of clear plastic and measures 3 1/2" per side. The Money Maze Bank is a great place to hold your cash, gift cards and cheques, but there's a twist - you have to guide the steel...

Astrology Report Gift Box — £29.95
This fascinating gift entitles the recipient to a detailed astrological report based on the position of the planets and stars at the exact moment of their birth. Product Details The recipient can choose to receive one of three fantastic reports; a birth, relationship compatibility or romance report – a description of each is enclosed in their gift box. This report is usually between 8-12 pages in length. Areas covered in the reports include their general characteristics, how they approach life...

Sonic Grenade — £10.95
Sonic Grenade - Probably the most annoying gadget in the world! Launch a sonic attack with sonic grenade, pull the pin and throw it in. Sonic Grenade is perfect for getting teenagers out of bed, interupting meetings or annoying your parents! Simply remove the pin and throw the grenade towards your target. After a 20 second delay, an alarm will continuously sound until the handle squeezed and the pin replaced. The Sonic Grenade alarm consists of three skull shattering sounds.... resistance is...

Save British Wildlife Gift Box — £19.95
The problems facing international animals such as rhinos and tigers are well known. However, there are many animals much closer to home that are also in danger of becoming extinct. The recipient of this gift will help protect an endangered British animal of their choice by supporting a conservation project carried out by the People’s Trust for Endangered Species - a charity that runs a range of hands-on projects that make a real difference to the future of many British species. Once they have...

Historic Map Gift Box — £19.95
This gift entitles the recipient to an impressive 19th century map of one of England’s historic counties. Once the recipient returns the gift registration sheet, the map of their choice will be sent to them. These maps were originally crafted by Thomas Moule and are arguably the best English county maps ever created. As well as receiving a magnificent historic map, the recipient of this gift also has the fascinating opportunity to see how their county looked more than a century ago. Gift details...

Playboy Share Gift Box — £39.95
This great gift means that you can now give the gift of share ownership to a fan of Playboy. They will receive a shareholder gift box, a genuine Playboy share certificate displaying their name and because they are a shareholder they will be sent lots of fantastic shareholder information directly from Playboy. How this works: firstly you will be sent a luxury metal shareholder gift box. Inside this is a welcome letter, a full explanation of the gift, a share registration instructions sheet, a booklet...

USB Finger Dance Mat — £12.95
Feel like dancing? Now you have the perfect opportunity to dance the day away in the office with your own personal USB Finger Dance Mat! Plug your USB Dance Mat into the USB port, slip your fingers through the holes and select the game type, press start and then mimic the steps illuminated by the arrows. Get the highest score by pressing the button while it is still illuminated. See who really does have two left fingers!

Aloe Vera — £12.99
Grow your own Aloe Vera at home with this mix of seeds. Growing your Aloe vera is simple – everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet containing growing tips. A soothing gift idea. What's Inside: 3 packets of Aloe Vera seeds 5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk 5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered 5 wooden plant markers Your Aloe Vera growing booklet

Discover your Coat of Arms Gift Box — £19.95
Product Description You don’t have to own a castle to have a coat of arms! This gift enables you to uncover the coat of arms associated with your own surname, or a surname of your choice, and to delve further into the history of coats of arms and heraldry. The information is provided by a team of heraldic and genealogical researchers who have researched over 200,000 different coats of arms. Simply follow the registration instructions enclosed in the gift box, providing the name you would like to...

Coughing Ashtray — £4.95
This ashtray is designed to look like a real pair of lungs. As you place your cigarette on the trough, it starts coughing and screaming as if a real cigarette is being lighted up inside real lungs! Great novelty gift item for the ardent smoker or for someone who needs help with give up smoking. WARNING: You may want to give up smoking when you use this ashtray!

Three Little Pigs Pillbox — £16.95
Beautifully crafted, this solid pewter pillbox shows the three little pigs, and around the box is inscribed: 'I'll Huff & I'll Puff & I'll blow your house down!'- Popular Childrens' Story

Daisies — £12.99
Bring some cheer to your life by growing your own Oxeye daisies. These pretty daisies are sunshine on a stem and very simple to grow. All you need is in this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet of growing tips. Add some sunshine to your home! Inside the gift box: 1 packet of Oxeye Daisy seeds 5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk 5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered 5 wooden plant markers Daisy growing tips

USB Desktop Bouncer — £11.95
The USB Desktop Bouncer's job is to guard your desk. If anybody approaches whilst you are away, he will ward them off in true bouncer style with warning such as: "You are cruising for a bruising" and "You're not welcome here!"Features: Height approximately 20cms (8inches) Motion sensor activated desk guard Powered by USB or 3xAAA batteries (included) Detachable 1.2m USB cable included

Pillar-Box Red Crayon Mug — £5.95
These Crayon Mugs hark back to those happy school days when felt tip pens were frowned upon! With a fun yet poignant design, the mugs come in a range of bright, attractive colours such as Black Cab, Orange Juice and Pillar-box Red. You won’t know whether to have another cuppa or dig out that sketch pad! Each mug comes tagged with brief facts about its crayon colour name. Red means hot. Red means danger. Red means angry. The Pillar-Box Red Crayon Mug is neither angry nor dangerous but it sure...

Sudoku for kids — £9.95
Now there's a Sudoku designed just for kids. Players select a puzzle card that shows where on the board to place certain animals. Then they have to figure out what animals go on the other spaces, making sure that no animal is repeated in any row, column or box. It's challenging and fun to puzzle out the solutions. Sudoku for Kids has a 36-space grid and 3 levels of play. The challenges increase when you're ready. Ages: 6yrs + Players: 1

USB Controlled Missile Launcher — £20.95
One of the coolest gadgets we have had in stock, this USB controlled Missile Launcher is controlled by your PC and fires foam darts! Next time someone annoys you, take aim, and fire! Your PC can control the aim and will also fire the dart! It’s the latest thing in office warfare! The software will work with Windows 2000 and Windows XP and the launcher pans 180 degrees and tilts up to 45 degrees. A simple move of the mouse will aim your harmless soft foam projectile...and with a click it’s bombs...

Wild Strawberries — £12.99
Wild strawberries will brighten even the dullest of windowsills this summer with dainty white flowers followed by juicy red berries. Growing your own eye-catching wild strawberries is effortless – everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet of growing tips. A delightful gift for all ages. Inside the gift box: 1 packet of Temptation Strawberry seeds 1 packet of Mignonette Strawberry seeds 5 starter growing pots made from coconut...

The Family Doctor — £24.95
* Hammering. * Acupuncture. * Nephropathy. * Cupping. * Scraping. * Massage.

Carnivorous Plants — £12.99
Say goodbye to unwanted insects once and for all and grow two different carnivorous plants which feed on flies. If you are brave enough then you will love the challenge of growing your very own carnivorous plant collection. Growing your plants is simple - everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet containing growing tips. If you think growing the plants is fun then wait until feeding time! Inside the gift box: 1 packet of Venus...

Lav-Nav Lavatory Navigator Loo Light — £19.95
For many years, men and women have been falling out over the position of the toilet seat. Women want it down, men want it up. Most woman have, at one time or another, taken a sleepy trip to the bathroom only to sit on a toilet when the seat has been left up which apparently is not very nice. Lav Nav could be the answer. This small contoured unit attaches easily to the toilet seat with the enclosed adhesive strip. Its built-in sensor is triggered by movement. Its ingenious sensors assess the position...

Treble Clef design cufflinks — £13.95
Treble Clef design cufflinks.... we just couldn't think of anything funny to write about them. If you have a witty, publishable quip relating to Treble Clefs, please send it to us... Cufflinks come with a presentation chrome box.

Lord or Lady Gift Box — £29.95
Scottish land owners are legally entitled to use the title of Laird. This is the widely excepted equivalent of an English Lord or Lady. When registered you will own a token piece of land in Scotland and will be a Laird. You will then be sent an official personalised land ownership certificate along with a ‘Proof of Title’ card. This card allows you entry into the Lairds Retreat. This is 10 acres of beautiful land in Argyll which is owned by Scottish Angus Survival. It is located by the banks of...

Parma Violet Crayon Mug — £5.95
These Crayon Mugs hark back to those happy school days when felt tip pens were frowned upon! With a fun yet poignant design, the mugs come in a range of bright, attractive colours such as Black Cab, Orange Juice and Pillar-box Red. You won’t know whether to have another cuppa or dig out that sketch pad! Each mug comes tagged with brief facts about its crayon colour name. Parma violets are a traditional tuck shop treat, brightly coloured and perfectly formed, much like your Parma Violet Crayon...

Barcelona Cushion Clock — £11.95
Don't let time pass you by with this 10inch square cream leather look Barcelona Cushion clock. Its name originates from the famous Barcelona chair which was originally designed by Mies van Der Rohe for the world exhibition in 1929. True to the original style of the chair this clock is guaranteed to add style to any room. Battery operated and easy to display for all those with an eye for classic design. A truly unique gift idea and one that will be well appreciated by all.

The Slingshot Flying Chicken — £5.95
The brand new Slingshot Flying Chicken has landed! This poor little chicken can be launched over 50 feet in the air, making the world famous 'Cock a doodle-do' in mid air! If you aren't into catapulting monkeys (we do also have the Slingshot Monkey in stock) then maybe the Slingshot Chicken is just the thing for you. Features: Flies up to 50ft! Simply put your fingers in the finger pockets, pull back and launch! Cries 'Cock a doodle-doo' Measures 29 x 16 x 5 cm (approx) Flies at high speed! Suitable...

Shamrocks — £12.99
If you need some luck, why not create your own with these genuine shamrock seeds. Growing your shamrocks is simple - everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet containing growing tips. One of your seeds could even grow into a rare four-leaf clover. What's Inside: 3 packets of Shamrock seeds 5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk 5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered 5 wooden plant markers Shamrock...

Top / Dad design cufflinks — £13.95
A brilliant website with a wide range of gifts that are unusual, interesting and reasonably priced. Good to see items that are different from the...

Vegetable Patch — £12.99
Growing your very own vegetable patch is simple and fun. Everything you need to get going is inside your gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet containing growing tips. Enjoy the taste of home-grown vegetables with this unique gift idea. What's Inside: 1 packet of carrot seeds 1 packet of tomato seeds 1 packet of spring onion seeds 1 packet of pumpkin seeds 1 packet of cucumber seeds 5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk 2 natural coconut husk compost...

Television Remote Control Jammer — £5.95
Fed up with your favourite soap, cartoon or team being turned over? Take back control of your telly with this remote jammer! Keep it hidden in your pocket or down the side of the sofa, and when they go to change channels, hit the button to jam the signal from the remote. Requires 3 x AAA batteries (not included).

Made in England design cufflinks — £13.95
Made in England cufflinks... its only a matter of time before we get caught under some trade descriptions law... we suspect that they are actually made elsewhere. Cufflinks come with a presentation chrome box.

Guilty / Not Guilty design cufflinks — £13.95
A brilliant website with a wide range of gifts that are unusual, interesting and reasonably priced. Good to see items that are different from the...

Pink USB Lipstick 1GB Pen Drive — £15.95
A USB Pen drive that looks like a lippy! Keep it disguised in your handbag! Where sleek and chic, fashion meets passion. Perfect for fashion conscious ladies who need to carry their data and images with them at all times.The Inov8 Lipstick 1GB Drive can store and transfer your pictures, music, video and data to another computer with a USB port. The lipstick drive is designed to fit neatly into a USB port and transfer your data at Ultra High speeds supporting the full speeds available through USB...

KeyShark - Key Logger — £32.95
This is a device that can be connected to a keyboard to record all keystrokes. It has a changeable password, keyword search, enable/disable option, and stores over a years worth of data. Keyshark plugs in between your keyboard and your computer. A microcontroller interprets the data, and stores information in the non-volatile memory (which retains the information even when there is a loss of power.) This means that the Key Shark device can be unplugged, and the information will not be lost. To...

T-Qualizer T-shirt — £21.95
The T-Qualizer is a shirt with a built in graphic equalizer panel that is sound sensitive. As the music beats, the shirts equalizer lights up to the beat of the music. Great for concerts, raves, parties etc. The T-Qualizer is made from 100% cotton. It has a fully functional EL (Electro Luminenscence) panel with a battery pack that snuggles discretely into a pocket inside the shirt. The end result is an awesome sound sensitive music T-Shirt that commands attention. Each frequency of music will activate...

Monty Ceiling Light — £46.95
Here is the world's friendliest balloonist, right in your bedroom! And what's more, he doubles as a pendant ceiling light! With two bulbs, Monty can light up effectively even the most spacious rooms. (For smaller rooms lower-wattage bulbs can be used, or either of the bulbs left out.) NB: Monty’s 'head' is not a bulb, instead the two bulbs are inside the 'balloon' which is fitted flush against the ceiling. Voltage: mains 220-240V Bulb(s): optionally 1 or 2 large screw cap (E27) bulbs, max. 60W...

Flu Fleur — £6.95
Cute, cool and charming – Flu Fleur responds to sounds by gently opening its strawberry coloured petals and glowing from within. If your desk is a little dull this interactive floral flapper will brighten your day. This calming flower also makes an ideal gift. Ages: 3+

Make Your Own Opoly - Customise the game and make it your own — £18.95
Now you can customise your Monopoly board with your PC and colour printer: Put your own head on the money, name the streets after family members or the streets in your favorite soap. If you like Monopoly then you will simply love this Make Your Own Opoly Board Game! The game is as easy and simple as the title suggests! This is the worlds first DIY board game and based on one of the most popular board games ever! The game contains everything you need to hand customise your game board, cards and...

Ducti - Triplett Hybrid Checker wallet (silver/red) — £9.95
The all new Tri-fold Wallet has six credit card pockets, and a double snap closure. As with all Ducti products they are guaranteed not to lift, peel or get sticky.

BluAlert Bluetooth Vibrating Bracelet — £27.95
Your mobile is sitting at the bottom of your bag, or perhaps lost in the cavernous folds of your jacket pocket. With the noise of the environment around you, you will never hear it ringing. Maybe it's your ex-girlfriend saying she wants you back, your mother informing you of an unexpected inheritance, your mates telling you that its free drinks in the pub! Whatever the reason, when your phone rings, you probably want to know! The BluAlert bracelet uses Bluetooth technology to buzz discretely on...

Cherry Tomatoes — £12.99
Cherry pick your own ripe tomatoes at home. These plants are simple to grow and the small red fruits will brighten up any windowsill. All you need is inside this gift box, including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet of growing tips. Help yourself to the gift that keeps on growing. Inside the gift box: 1 packet of Moskotta seeds 5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk 5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered 5 wooden plant markers Cherry Tomato...

Chilli Plants — £12.99
Grow five different types of chilli plant – including of the world’s hottest varieties – with this red hot gift box. Growing your chillies is simple - everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet containing growing tips. A red hot gift idea. Inside the gift box: 1 packet of Tabasco chilli seeds 1 packet of Tepin chilli seeds- one of the world’s hottest varieties! 1 packet of Hungarian hot wax chilli seeds 1 packet of jalapeno...

Deluxe Revolving Poker Rack — £19.95
A high quality mahogany effect wooden Poker rack including 200 dual toned poker chips, 2 decks of casino grade Poker cards, dealer button and easy to follow instructions for Texas Hold 'Em Poker. An essential starting set for any Poker player.

They think it's all over / It is now design cufflinks — £13.95
(It may be to do with football, or possibly because the landlord has finally called 'time at the bar').

Left / Right design cufflinks — £13.95
Fantastic for those who struggle to tell their left from their right... Flawed though, as they will presumably need someone to help them put them on the right way round! Cufflinks come with a presentation chrome box.

Street Mouse - TVR Tuscan — £14.95
This might just be the Sexiest Mouse in Town. The Tuscan Street Mouse is a realistic licensed replica of TVR’s much-acclaimed supercar. Its cool curvy styling and sculpted body has been cleverly adapted to feel as good as it looks. Like the original Street Mouse, the Tuscan sports alloy style wheels, tinted windows and working blue LED headlights ideal for those dimly lit evenings on the internet. Test your 0-60 time or go for the fastest lap without leaving your desk, screeching sounds not included...

Annie String Lights — £26.95
Delicate small flowers in translucent rich colours. Available in either blue or pink. With 50 flower lights on a string! Voltage: extra-low voltage Bulb(s): mini-bulbs (replacement bulbs supplied) Size: ca. 5m + 10m lead / 16' + 32' lead

Ducti - Classic Hybrid Striper bi-fold wallet (silver/reflectiv — £9.95
This is the new Classic Hybrid Wallet from Ducti. Super Duct tape™ exterior, stitched faux leather interior. 3 credit card pockets and a vinyl ID window.

Infinity Optics Watch — £32.95
Can you imagine having a watch with black light illuminated hour, minute and second hands that reflect into infinity with the touch of a button? Can you imagine the magic of infinity optics captured in an amazing wrist watch? Check out this watch, you will never look at time in the same way again! It is amazing in the daylight, but in the dark it is stunning... Features: Quartz movement Black light technology Amazing visual effect

Ducti - Classic Hybrid Striper bi-fold wallet (silver/glow in th — £9.95
This is the new Classic Hybrid Wallet from Ducti. Super Duct tape™ exterior, stitched faux leather interior. 3 credit card pockets and a vinyl ID window.

Mini Flip Flap Q — £7.95
This super sweet miniature version of Flip Flap with colourful round shiny pots is perfect for those trend setting teenagers!… Just flip the switch and chill out to the swaying leaves of this delightful plant! No batteries, no water, no hassle. Colours vary. Ages: 3+

Peekaboo Lap Dancing Kit — £6.95
Unleash the sexy, lap dancing diva inside with the Peekaboo Home Lap Dancing Kit. Soon you'll be flaunting it everynight with Peekaboo's easy to learn guide book and game. There's a Peekaboo Lap Dancer in all of us and the Peekaboo kit aims to help you find it, from setting the scene with peek-a-preparation, choosing a sexy peek-a-name to planning out your latest routine. The kit comes with everything you need to lap it up! Open up the box, and learn all the moves in the detailed manual, slip...

True Utility Nail Clip Kit — £9.49
A brilliant website with a wide range of gifts that are unusual, interesting and reasonably priced. Good to see items that are different from the...

Fruit Selection — £12.99
Enjoy a choice of fresh fruit straight from the garden with this fun and healthy gift idea. Growing your fruit is simple - everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet containing growing tips. A fun and healthy gift idea. Inside the gift box: 1 packet of strawberry plant seeds 1 packet of blackcurrant plant seeds 1 packet of cranberry plant seeds 1 packet of rhubarb plant seeds 5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk 5 natural...

USB Body Massage Ball — £10.95
The USB Massage Ball is USB powered, so you can plug it in to your PC, Mac or laptop. It lightly vibrates at 3600 rpm, making it perfect for massaging those those work stresses away! So when you are sitting at your keyboard, trying to get that report finished, kick back and relax with the massage ball! Hold the ball against your body and massage away - it has a simple on/off switch and is very easy to use. It is perfect for easing neck pain, shoulders, back or temples and with a 1.8m cable it can...

Finger Drum Kit Pad — £18.95
Tap your fingers on any of the drum/cymbals pictured on the front of Finger Drumkit to recreate an authentic sound. Product Information: On/off switch with volume control Drum along to any of the several beats stored in the unit Requires 4 x AAA batteries (included)

Cactus Plant — £12.99
Growing cacti at home is easy with this prickly gift box which includes seeds for a variety of cactus plants. Grow a mix of unique cactus plants in your own home. Growing your cactus plants is simple - everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet containing growing tips. Inside the gift box: 5 packets of mixed cactus seeds 5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk 5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered...

Black Cab Crayon Mug — £5.95
These Crayon Mugs hark back to those happy school days when felt tip pens were frowned upon! With a fun yet poignant design, the mugs come in a range of bright, attractive colours such as Black Cab, Orange Juice and Pillar-box Red. You won’t know whether to have another cuppa or dig out that sketch pad! Each mug comes tagged with brief facts about its crayon colour name. Taxi! Most of us have travelled in a Hackney Carriage at some point and the Black Cab Crayon Mug will certainly get you from...

True Utility Midi Tool — £11.49
We ordered a tooth fairy box from you and requested an early delivery. We are blown away by the speed of the dispatch! As this was a gift for a...

Make your own Handprint Kit — £8.95
With this Make your own Handprint Kit you can make your very own hand print to create a unique frame! A great gift for friends and family! Decorate the frame with the cool graphic templates provided. Contains fine quality plaster, tray mould, paper frame and frame back, coloured templates and detailed instructions. Package contains contents for making a handprint of 22cm in width.

Glowing Cow Jumped over the Moon — £5.95
"The cow jumped over the moon" Glow in the dark hanging mobile.  Simply needs to be hung near a source of light for a few minutes before bedtime, to gently glow and light up the imagination at bedtime.

Street Mouse — £13.95
The ultra cool Street Mouse, sporting alloy wheels, tinted windows and working blue LED headlights ideal for those dimly lit evenings on the internet. Now you can race around your morning coffee without worrying about speed cameras, sleeping policeman or nasty road humps, screeching sounds not included! Available in metallic cherry red or silver. The Street Mouse is a high quality, ergonomically designed 800 dpi mouse with two buttons, and a scroll wheel to ensure easy navigation around your PC.

True Utility Multi Tool — £17.49
Don't be fooled by its compact size, our most complete set of tools in one unit. Made of stainless steel, the True Utility Multi-Tool is an all in one tool kit which includes a socket drive set. product size: L90 x W24 x D26mm

True Utility Maxi Tool — £26.95
Efficiency is key with this tool. The True Utility Multi-tool that has everything you need for most outdoor pursuits, DIY and mechanical work. It’s the perfect all-rounder and the strongest tool in our range. product size: L115 x W33 x D12mm

Red Wine Crayon Mug — £5.95
These Crayon Mugs hark back to those happy school days when felt tip pens were frowned upon! With a fun yet poignant design, the mugs come in a range of bright, attractive colours such as Black Cab, Orange Juice and Pillar-box Red. You won’t know whether to have another cuppa or dig out that sketch pad! Each mug comes tagged with brief facts about its crayon colour name. Not to be mistaken for a wine glass, the richly-coloured Red Wine Crayon Mug is a curious irony but it looks fabulous! Made...

A Bit of Banter Game — £10.95
BANTER, n: Good-humoured playful conversation. v. Engage in banter; exchange mildly teasing remarks. The game is divided into four categories of questions (264 questions over 88 cards): "Icebreaker," "It's all about me," "Soul Searching," or "Bedroom Banter," choose your question category, from the safest to the most risqué, and go! There are never any wrong answers, just an occasion to reveal yourself (or be mysterious!) and to be surprised by the responses of others. It's simple: everyone must...

Ducti - Classic Hybrid Checker bi-fold wallet (silver/red) — £9.95
This is the new Classic Hybrid Wallet from Ducti. Super Duct tape™ exterior, stitched faux leather interior. 3 credit card pockets and a vinyl ID window.

Swing Low / Sweet Chariot design cufflinks — £13.95
Swing Low, Sweet Chariot design cufflinks. Just the thing for the sophisticated rugby man in your life.. Guaranteed to inspire him into song! Hopefully without the actions though.... Cufflinks come with a presentation chrome box.

Gifts for Him - Free UK delivery on everything — £7.95
In addition to all the great gift ideas listed below, why not also have a look at our range of Ducti products, as these are always very popular gifts for guys!

Rose Bud Pendant and Silver Chain — £13.95
A real miniature rosebud in a pendant, complete with .925 silver chain.

Rose Bud Long Pendant and Silver Chain — £13.95
I love my bag. Your website was clear and the ordering system uncomplicated. My order arrived within the time frame you gave and we will certainly...

Su Doku Toilet roll — £4.95
The world's first Su Doku Toilet Roll Paper is now available for toilets in homes and offices. Pull down the roll and start filling in the sudoku puzzles. Easy to play, just complete the grid so each row, each column and each 3 by 3 box contains the numbers 1 to 9. Great toilet fun and a perfect present for the true Su Doku fan!

Don't Point the Finger - The Truth or Dare game that choses who — £15.95
The truth, dare, forfeit game of armless fun! The electronic hand walks round in a circle and raises a finger in a random direction, pointing at it's next victim. Do you decide to answer a question truthfully or accept a dare? You only hold one double dare card, which you can use to pass the challenge onto the next player. If you fail your task, then you do the forfeit and lose your card. Pass, and you keep the card. Get 6 cards and you are the winner! Contents: Animated monster hand with pointing...

Visit My Home Fabric Book — £15.95
A cloth book featuring 7 detachable felt animals and the places where they live. An ideal book to accompany favourite animal songs and stories.

Polka Dot Ceiling Light (Large) — £26.95
Available in Orange, Pink, Red, Blue, Green and Purple. Made from heat resistant and easy to clean polypropylene which diffuses light for optimal ambient lighting. Takes 40-60W (E27 screw base) bulbs, not included. Approximate size (H x Ø): 32 x 27 cms / 12.6 x 10.6 inches

Ducti - Police Line Messenger bag — £24.95
These are our new Ducti Messenger Bags. Made for Men and Women, this new Ducti bag is guaranteed to haul all your gear and turn some heads while you do it. Features: Ultra Durable Canvas. Nylon Interior. Metal hooks for your keys, cell phone or MP3 player 7 Pockets. Adjustable Strap. Movement Resistant fabric to help keep your bag in place. Size 25cms x 33cms

Good Luck Hidden Treasure — £29.95
This beautiful piece is hand cast in pewter with silver plate, enamelled with an array of rich colours, and finally 'jewelled' with Austrian crystals. This opens up to reveal a lovely pendant on a silver plated chain, so it is two gifts in one! Comes packaged in its own silk lined box, making it an ideal gift.

With this Make your own Handprint Kit you can make your very own hand print to create a unique frame — £8.95
With this Make your own Handprint Kit you can make your very own hand print to create a unique frame! A great gift for friends and family! Decorate the frame with the cool graphic templates provided. Contains fine quality plaster, tray mould, paper frame and frame back, coloured templates and detailed instructions. Package contains contents for making a handprint of 22cm in width.

This is a wine lover’s dream; an actual vine adopted for them and some tasty perks to go with it — £29.95
A vineyard tour. 10% discount at the Vineyard shop. Attend the grape picking harvest. Wine sampling at the vineyard The vineyard is located in Oxfordshire. Upon registration you will be sent full contact details, opening hours, address and directions to the vineyard. A perfect gift for any wine lover! Gift details:. One years vine adoption. The vine is located at a famous British vineyard. Upon registration receive a certificate confirming your vine adoption registration along with a map and...

Saint / Sinner design cufflinks — £13.95
Saint or Sinner cufflinks.... which are you? Cufflinks come with a presentation chrome box.

Ducti - Chaparral handbag — £17.95
The new Chaparral comes with a silver chain and a new expandable cloth liner! It looks great with jeans or that fabulous little black dress. Size:16cm x 22cm. Features: Expandable black liner, Repair strip and Ducti sticker.

Pentago (Game of the year 2006) — £22.95
Pentago is a brilliant new abstract strategy game for two players aged 7+. Already 'Game of the Year 2006' in Sweden and France, it has now arrived in the UK. It is brilliantly simple! Take it in turns to place your coloured marbles on a playing board, with the first to get 5 in a row being the winner. The twist is that, every time you place a marble you must turn one of the four playing boards. The board you twist in entirely up to you, but keep an eye on your opposition, as you could turn yourself...

Hisss - The colourful snake making game — £9.95
In this simple, elegant card game, players match colours and and make snakes from heads to tails. Long snakes, short snakes, purple, yellow and rainbow snakes. Finish a snake and add it to your snake pit. The player with the most snakes at the end of the game wins. About The Game As each Hisss snake slithers its way across the playing area it introduces colour identification and visual logic: Does it make sense to have a snake with two tails and no head? Are those two colours the same or not? Even...

Coco String Lights — £21.95
20 flowers with white stems. Choose from a delicate pastel pink, pure white or wonderfully deep, resonant red. Voltage: mains 220-240V NB: Not recommended for use within reach of babies Bulb(s): mini-bulbs (two replacement bulbs supplied) Size: ca. 3.8m + 1.5m lead / 12' + 5' lead

Backslappers for him — £3.95
This is a great way to embarrass one or more of your mates... Just pat them on the back and leave one of the 8 signs for all to see!! Backslap messages include: "I have a small one!", "Squeeze my man boobs!", "Sometimes I just want a cuddle!" ...and worse...

Congratulations Hidden Treasure — £29.95
This beautiful piece is hand cast in pewter with 24 carat gold plate, enamelled with an array of rich colours, and finally 'jewelled' with Austrian crystals. This opens up to reveal a lovely pendant on a gold plated chain, so it is two gifts in one! Comes packaged in its own silk lined box, making it an ideal gift.

Feed the Kitty Game — £9.95
Roll the dice but don't lose your mice! In this fun and fast moving game, you try to keep your mice away from the kitty's bowl. Roll both dice. Roll an arrow and you pass a mouse one to the left. Roll a sleeping cat and you're lucky to squeak by doing nothing. Roll a bowl and it's time to Feed the Kitty! The last player left with mice wins. About The Game Feed the Kitty is as simple as a cat’s life. Mice are on the menu, and as they move from place to place, it’s anyone’s guess who will end up hungry...

Robin Hidden Treasure — £29.95
This beautiful piece is hand cast in pewter with 24 carat gold plate, enamelled with an array of rich colours, and finally 'jewelled' with Austrian crystals. This opens up to reveal a lovely pendant on a gold plated chain, so it is two gifts in one! Comes packaged in its own silk lined box, making it an ideal gift.

WondaWheelz - Army Tank — £11.95
Wondawheelz™ is a fantastic concept; the versatile system allows one basic kit to be transformed into loads of different vehicles! Each pack contains all you need to build one vehicle which includes a motorised chassis and a card body. To transform your vehicle simply download and print different body designs from the huge selection at the Wondawheelz Garage at www.wondawheelz.com Ages: 8+

Olympic God design cufflinks — £13.95
Great service, speedy delivery and easy-to-use website. Monkeynose.com is a real find and has now provided 'different' but perfect presents for...

Stag / Night design cufflinks — £13.95
Stag Night design cufflinks. The ideal gift for the Stag, but also those out with him on his final night of freedom. He may not remember the night, but at least he will have had a touch of class, wearing these... Cufflinks come with a presentation chrome box.

Football design cufflinks — £13.95
Football design cufflinks - the perfect choice if you can't remember whether they support 'Albion' or 'Altrincham'. With this cool design, you won't get it wrong! Cufflinks come with a presentation chrome box.

Truth, Honour, Freedom design cufflinks — £13.95
A brilliant website with a wide range of gifts that are unusual, interesting and reasonably priced. Good to see items that are different from the...

Luck of the Draw Game — £15.95
Think you're the next Picasso? Couldn't draw a stick figure to save your life? The great thing about Luck of the Draw is that it doesn't matter how well you can draw, in fact sometimes it could be an advantage to be really, really bad. The best artist doesn't always win. Flip over a subject card and then you all have 45 seconds to draw your masterpiece, interpreting the subject however you choose. Then, you vote on whose drawing best fits one of the 100 creative categories. You don't know the category...

Polka Dot Desk/Bedside Lamp — £24.95
Available in Orange, Pink, Red, Blue, Green and Purple. Made from heat resistant and easy to clean polypropylene which diffuses light for optimal ambient lighting. Takes 40-60W (E27 screw base) bulbs, not included. Approximate size (H x Ø): 32 x 13 cms / 12.6 x 5.1 inches

Sunflower Pendant and Silver Chain — £13.95
A brilliant website with a wide range of gifts that are unusual, interesting and reasonably priced. Good to see items that are different from the...