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R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock — £24.99
A must-have for any Star Wars fan, this Star Wars R2D2 Projection Alarm Clock not only projects the time onto nearby surfaces but features R2D2 sounds! Also features a normal time display. A unique gift for those who love the popular Star Wars R2D2 character.

Chain Wine Bottle Holder — £19.99
Using the principle of balance to create a magical optical illusion, the Chain Wine Bottle Holder is made of a nickel-plated iron chain that is curved upwards to hold the bottle and is suitable for most wine bottles. Comes packaged in a substantial box, and ALWAYS guaranteed a reaction!

Condiment Gun — £14.99
The sure-fire sauce dispenser! Chips without ketchup? Hotdogs without mustard? It doesn't bear thinking about. Now your favourite comfort foods have been given their own specialist kitchen tackle... the Condiment Gun!

Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener — £9.99
Put an end to that all too common phrase 'Why isn't there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?' with this classic Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet. Magnetically sticks to the front of your fridge and opens any bottle with ease. Ensures that you will always open your beer first time and will never have to search around for a bottle opener in the kitchen again!

The Union Jack Mug — £5.99
The Union Jack Mug would make an ideal mug for you or the patriotic tea or coffee drinker in your life. With the capacity for half a pint, this ceramic mug would make a very generous British brew which is vitally important because as we all know, tea drinking is one of the nation’s favourite pastimes so a large mug is a necessity!

Sat Nag — £9.99
Irritating. Annoying. Infuriating. Sat Nag - the in-car nagging system. A spoof sat-nav unit with lenticular screen. Push the button to hear one of 25 highly irritating comments.

Nothing — £4.99
Open the pack and be enthralled when nothing happens. Allow nothing to flow through your mind and calm your soul. Savour the moment. Soon you'll discover that Nothing really is so much better than something.

BBQ Sword — £14.99
This is the ideal gift for any man who loves nothing better than a fun and flaming barbeque during the summer months. Measuring 52 x 8.5 x 2.5cm, with a stainless steel sword and wooden handle, your man will rule over any BBQ this summer. It even comes with a musketeer style mask to complete the look of a BBQ warrior! Grrrr!

Splat Stan Coaster — £7.99
I am very impressed with the service Totally Funky has given me. Ordering was easy (the e-mail when in stock service is a great idea), delivery time was excellent and your prompt reply to my Christmas Eve e-mail was much appreciated.

Pick Your Nose Party Cups — £6.99
Pick Your Nose - party cups with personality! Each of these photo-realistic paper cups comes emblazoned with a new nose. When you tip your head to take a drink – voila – you get an instant nose job, and a chuckle from the crowd. Remember, never turn your nose up at a good laugh!

Sharpener Desk Tidy — £14.99
Not only does this ultra cool desk tidy look amazing but it is also made of wood from sustainable forests so it’s eco friendly too. The Sharpener Desk Tidy would be the ideal present for anyone with a fun and creative personality from small children to professionals who need to neaten up their work area.

Skeleton Keys — £3.99
Glow in the dark skull caps for your keys! These key caps are perfect for boneheads who can’t remember which key goes where. 6 stretchy skulls in each pack.

Anger Management Stress Balls — £6.99
We’ve all had that day where everything seems to go wrong. No milk for the morning coffee, endless traffic making you late for work, followed by losing a couple of hours work when windows decides to crash for no apparent reason.. then BOOM! The rage really kicks in.

Banana Guard — £4.99
This funky Banana Guard provides the perfect storage solution so that you can enjoy fresh bananas anywhere, anytime. The Banana Guard is a portable storage solution which comes complete with small perforations for air ventilation which allow your banana to breath. It also has a strong locking mechanism so you never have to deal with stray bananas in the bottom of your bag again!

Pets Eye View Camera — £39.99
Have you ever wondered what your pet sees and does when you're out of the room? Is your pet an all-day napper? Or does he get into all sorts of mischief? Just clip this lightweight, compact digital camera to your pet's collar and explore your pets' secret life!

Sweetheart Duckies — £5.99
The story is when Sweetheart Duckies meet their mates and fall in love, little hearts begin to appear on their bodies. For each year that they live happily together another heart appears to show how much they love each other!

Hopside Down Beer Glass — £14.99
I was looking for some cool new gifts and I discovered this website! I couldn't be more pleased with it. Birthdays and Christmas are sorted! I was very pleased with my gifts, they came on time and it was no hassle. Thanks so much and I will definately be visting again.

Cool Shooters — £7.99
The fill and chill shot glass mould. What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Just fill the silicone mould with water, juice, or whatever tickles your fancy, freeze, then pop out four fully-formed frozen shot glasses. A great way to add a little nip to your favourite sip!

Bubble Wrap Keychain — £9.99
Puchi Puchi – the best-selling everlasting bubble wrap simulator. Everyone loves popping bubble wrap and it’s a great way to relieve stress and tension, but the problem with it is that it runs out, and there’s not always a sheet to hand when you need it.

USB Chameleon — £17.99
Meet the USB Chameleon! He makes the perfect USB-powered desktop pet. With flexible legs and tail that allow him to cling on just about anywhere, he provides a welcome diversion from the endless documents and spreadsheets.

Onion Goggles — £14.99
An ideal gift for budding chefs, kitchen connoisseurs, busy mums and anyone else who spends time in the kitchen on cooking duty. Comfortable, foam seal protects eyes from irritating onion vapours. Anti-fog lenses offer maximum clarity and eye protection. Unisex design fits all shape faces. Comes complete with storage case.

Ouch! Toothpick Holder — £6.99
OUCH! - the voodoo doll toothpick holder! Make your next party painfully amusing by inviting OUCH! the voodoo-it-yourself toothpick holder. Perfect for finger food, emergency hexes, and jump-starting the good times.

Dust Bunny — £9.99
Made from 100% microfiber, not only is the Dust Bunny an ultra cute duster but it’s also practical. Once you’ve dusted, you can simply pop it in the washing machine so that it’s ready for use again the next day. This would make a fun and super sweet gift to get your children excited about cleaning or for the house proud lady in your life who’s a softy at heart.

Dog Tag Tool — £9.99
Authentic army dog tag style multi-tool - absolutely unique - does so much more than meets the eye. Hang it around your neck, on a key ring, or put it in your wallet. Sure to be the most useful fashion accessory.

Freeloader Fork — £9.99
Ever been tempted by what other people are eating? Preferred your dinner companion's meal compared to what's on your plate? The metal Freeloader Fork looks like a normal fork, but it telescopically extends to a length of 21"! At its full length it allows you to surreptitiously taste others food and never be suspected.

Mutant Dolls — £5.99
These Mutant Dolls have huge character and appeal. There are unlimited designs available. All come packaged, with a Key Chain and Sucker attached to the label on top of the head, so they can be attached to any surface like a car window or computer screen, or to bags, anything you like!

The Sock Exchange — £12.99
6 odd business socks for men. Funk up your feet with these odd business socks - no two socks are the same. At work, with your shoes on, they look like coventional matching black socks, but kick your shoes off and hey presto, you've got funky feet!

Blackboard Piggy Bank — £14.99
Meet the CapitaLIST Pig - a blackboard piggy bank. Designed to help you keep motivated while saving your pennies and pounds by letting you list or draw the object of your desire (house, car, holiday in the sun) on his rotund body.

Edward Monkton Hand Warmer — £3.99
To Totally Funky! I love your site so much, you have a variety of such cool things! And some of them are eco friendly too! I love the sun jar! And they're at really good prices, and arrived in perfect condition. I will definately be doing my christmas shopping on here haha!

Thug Mug — £11.99
This mug will sort the men from the boys and ensure that no one steals your mug at tea break time again. The large white porcelain Thug Mug, featuring a knuckle duster handle, accommodates a manly sized brew and is perfect for showing who is boss. If you’re fed up of your work colleagues mixing up your mug then the Thug Mug will make a statement that they can’t ignore.

Lit Birthday Candles — £5.99
I am very impressed with the service Totally Funky has given me. Ordering was easy (the e-mail when in stock service is a great idea), delivery time was excellent and your prompt reply to my Christmas Eve e-mail was much appreciated.

Funkster Oddsocks — £10.99
There’ll be no more dull feet with these fabulously funky over the knee stripey socks – a great gift for anyone looking to liven up their sock drawer. These 3 socks are all stripey but that’s where the similarities end as they are all in different colours to add a touch of quirkiness to an outfit.

Hot Cake Hand Warmers — £5.99
Just to say thanx for my order. It arrived in perfect condition no breakages. I live in the North of Scotland and it only took 3 days to arrive. Excellent service. Many thanx again.

Madness Hamster Bedwarmer — £9.99
Edward Monkton Madness Hamster Bedwarmer. Fluffy, shaggy plush, with a velcro pocket in it's back. Contains a wheat bag, with full instructions how to warm. Keeps you warm and cosy on chilly nights.

Spiderpig Money Bank — £14.99
Remember the funniest moment in the Simpsons movie? "Spiderpig! Spiderpig! Does whatever a Spiderpig does!" Now you can savour the memory with this Spiderpig money bank.

Pizza-Pro 3000 — £9.99
Pizza-Pro - let’er rip! Real men don’t use wimpy pound-store pizza cutters. Show that pizza you mean business with this new Pizza-Pro 3000. It’ll blast thru pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies. It’s built from tough engineering-grade plastics and the laser-etched stainless blade has a removable shield for easy clean-up. A great guy gift. Packaged in a clear display giftbox.

Chilli Willy — £12.99
Grow your own naughty looking chillies! Chilli Willy is an amusing pepper shaped like, you guessed it, a willy! The Chilli Willy Pepper is deliciously tasting, mildy hot and blisteringly entertaining in shape. These chillies certainly command a place in the limelight at dinner parties, in cooking and at other social events!

Edward Monkton Diary 2010 — £7.99
The Edward Monkton Diary 2010 features week to page view, places to enter birthdays, personal details and notes. The diary features illustrations throughout, and the front cover displays the Cow of Wisdom.

Millefiore Quinto Necklace — £11.99
Stand out wherever you are with this stunning Millefiore Quinto glass necklace. Classically styled, this unique necklace is made from a combination of disc beads and smaller ball beads, all made from Millefiore glass. The shiny glass discs feature intricate floral details in a variety of bright colours. As every Millefiore bead is unique, the colours and style will vary from necklace to necklace making it a truly individual piece of jewellery.

Posh Plucker — £9.99
You’ll be preened, plucked and feel like a super star with this positively posh and ultra glam tweezers and compact mirror set. The tweezers are professional grade quality and the compact mirror has film star elegance with a laser etched, rhinestone ringed magnifying compact mirror.

Totally Funky - Blow Monkey Nail Dryer — £5.99
Measuring 11cm, this nail varnish dryer will fit perfectly on your dressing table and is small enough to be taken on your travels. The 2 AAA batteries are included with the nail varnish dryer, so all you have to do it sit back and relax as your nails are dried before your very eyes. This would be a great gift for any girl who loves to be glamorous.

Rainbow Shell Necklace — £9.99
This attractive Rainbow Shell Necklace comprises small squares of shell strung in three separate strands. The Rainbow style uses dyed shell in a wide range of colours. The small squares vary in size but are roughly 5mm x 5mm. Measures approx 48cm including the extension chain.

Crime Scene On-a-Roll — £2.99
Has someone committed a criminal offence in your bathroom? Need to cordon off the offending area? Your toilet troubles will be over with this novelty toilet roll with a crime scene tape design. Novelty toilet roll has never been so practical as this funky design will warn friends and family alike that there could be a potential crime in the bathroom.