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Texas Chainsaw Massacre — £13.99
While other 70’s horror movies are simply laughable now, TCM still resonates. I watched it recently for the first time in ages and afterwards felt so grubby that I needed to go and have a good wash – surely that’s the ultimate accolade for a grindhouse classic

Cream T-shirt — £13.99
The greatest point in Clapton's career? That's a tough call. Personally, I would go with Derek & The Dominos, but hey, I wouldn't argue if you preferred this bluesy trio to the southern rock stuff. Anyway, I think we are all agreed that it is all a damn site better than that Behind the Mask nonsense, and all that Wonderful Tonight drivel.

The Exorcist — £13.99
It is so very clichéd to mock The Exorcist these days. People on those trite list programmes poke fun at its special effects, but that is only to mask the fact that the film still scares the crap out of them.

Led Zeppelin IV — £15.99
Titles? Pah, titles are for wimps. When an album is as huge as Led Zeppelin’s 4th offering, no title befits such greatness. Besides, in 1971, Led Zeppelin could do what on earth they liked and if that meant putting a picture of an old man carrying some sticks on the cover, and leaving fans to come up with their own name, well…. they could. But none of that matters when the music is this immense. When the Levee Breaks, Going to California, Rock and Roll and of course Stairway to Heaven. So, at the...

The Hustler — £13.99
Like a lot of kids, I was turned onto playing pool after seeing the Hustler. Add that to a love of strong Continental lager, and it’s soon clear why I had such a great time at college and didn’t pass any exams.

Marvin Gaye — £13.99
If ‘What’s Going On’ could have such an impact on the young me, that it made me turn off The Ramones and listen to Soul for an entire summer, imagine what it must have been like for young black Americans to first hear it in the early 70’s? In fact, I think I am going to put it on now. Pure genius.

Donnie Darko — £13.99
Watched it a dozen times. Loved it every time. Still no idea what on earth it’s about. Maybe I should try watching in on drugs?

Ernest Hemingway — £13.99
It is all too easy to dismiss Hemingway as macho bullshit. Known by later generations more for his hunting, drinking and fishing, than as one of the America’s greatest authors. Winston Churchill once started a letter with the line “I am sorry to write such a long letter. I didn't have time to write a shorter one”, well, Hemingway obviously had the time. Not a single wasted word, yet nothing is left unexplained or under described. Hemingway took less than 100 pages to write Old Man & The Sea; Jeffrey...

Jean-Paul Sartre — £13.99
Writer, dramatist, scholar, philosopher, novelist and critic, but if you are here looking at this T-shirt then you already know that.

Jimi Hendrix T-shirt — £13.99
“’SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY” How do so many people mishear the lyrics to this and think Jimi Hendrix is talking about kissing other guys? Idiots, are they deaf? “’scuse me, while I kiss the sky” is the most perfect lyric to sum up Jimi Hendrix, and as Jimi Hendrix T-shirts go, this has got to be considerably better than those hideous tie-dye monstrosities. If you own such a garment, please burn it and buy this Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze Lyric T-shirt instead.

Queen T-shirt — £13.99
What on earth am I supposed to say about Queen that hasn’t been written thousands of times before? So much has already gone beyond music folklore that it seems pointless to re-tread old ground, so I will just stick to stating the bleedin’ obvious and say that Queen II is one of the greatest albums ever recorded.

Led Zeppelin T-shirt — £13.99
"Hey Hey Mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove" Let’s face it, there are dozens of Led Zeppelin lyrics that we could have gone with. In fact there are not many bands that could generate so many classic rock lyrics as the mighty Led Zeppelin. But there is only so many we can produce. Hopefully this Led Zeppelin Black Dog lyric T-shirt will complement the Stairway to Heaven one for now… or at least until we get some more listed

James Hetfield - Metallica T-shirt — £13.99
All those Baby Boomers keep banging on about knowing where they were when they heard about the Kennedy assassination, the equivalent for us rockers from the early 90’s is where we were when we first heard the intro to Enter Sandman

Frank Zappa T-shirt — £13.99
Writer, guitarist, composer, father of strangely named kids, and of course so utterly barking that Ritchie Blackmore wrote a song about him.

Eric Clapton T-shirt — £13.99
Opinion on EC often divides, and at Sleazy Rock N' Roll we are no different. Personally, I think just about everything he did post 461 Ocean Blvd (i.e. after quitting the charlie) kinda sucks, but hey, that is just my opinion. Anyway, this is a tribute to the great man circa.1972 when he was still high as a kite, and still writing great tunes.

Otis Redding — £13.99
Further proof that only the good die young. Theory has it that God simply wanted the greatest soul voice of them all just for himself – and frankly, who can blame him (or her). Here at BathroomWall we may be rockers at heart, but that doesn’t stop Otis Blue spending a heck of a lot of time on the stereo.

Kurt Cobain T-shirt Nirvana T-shirt — £13.99
What on earth is left to say bout Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain? I could tell the story of how I had tickets to see Nirvana at the Astoria in London just after Nevermind came out, just before they went stratospheric, only to give the ticket away because I was tying to bang this girl that wanted to see Mind Funk and Slayer the same night? I had seen both bands a bunch of times and never got passed 3rd base with the girl. And I never did get to see Nirvana live. I still have nightmares about it. Still, this...

PROUST — £13.99
I won’t pretend that I understand too much of what Proust wrote about, but you can be sure that a quick read of some crib notes on French Modernism and wearing this T-shirt will make you look at least 20% smarter than you are. Either that or you can wear this T-shirt simply because you thought Little Miss Sunshine was one of the best films released in the last few years (if so, then you might also want to check out the Nietzsche T-shirt we do)

Janis Joplin T-shirt — £13.99
Before Janis died, she made provision in her will for a party for her friends. After she died, her closest friends held that party, with a banner at the door that said: "Drinks are on Pearl!”. I would like to do the same sort of thing, but unless you buy buy a T-shirt the sign is more likely to read “Half a lager and a packet of pork scratchings, so you better be quick”

Fish T-shirt - Marillion T-shirt — £13.99
We all know the story about why he is called Fish, and some of use have even come to terms with the fact that he is not Marillion's singer anymore, but boy will there be a party if/when Steve Hogarth steps aside and let's the big man step back into Marillion, a band that meant so much to so many people. Wear your Fish T-shirt with pride and pay tribute to the original Market Square Hero.

Man Bites Dog — £13.99
Man Bites Dog is either one of the funniest or the sickest films in cinema history. I am not sure which, but I know that after a pint of Stella, it is the best thing to have ever come out of Belgium.

Rush T-shirt — £13.99
On paper the idea of a muso Canadian prog-rock band does not sound a good one, but 30 years on Rush boasts 23 gold, 14 platinum and 3 multi-platinum albums, meaning that only The Beatles, Rolling Stone, KISS and Aerosmith have had more consecutive gold and platinum albums, selling 25 million units in the US alone and an estimated 40 million worldwide.

NOAM CHOMSKY — £13.99
I would usually write something pithy at this point, but with Noam, none of us are really worthy of passing comment, while even heaping praise on his philosophical and political contributions would seem profligate. So all I can say is, Noam, we salute you and if only you were stupid, you would make a great US President.

Innervisions — £15.99
Has there ever been a more prolific run of faultless musicianship & song-writing brilliance than produced by Stevie Wonder during the 70s? We could have gone for anything produced by Stevie Wonder for Tamla Motown during this period, but we chose Innervisions for it’s sheer breadth of material – both musically & politically. Seldom has an album spoken to more people with such relevance & intensity than Stevie Wonder did on Innervisions. Innervisions may have been the sound of 70s black America, but...

Peter Osgood T-shirt — £13.99
RIP the King Of Stamford Bridge. Ossie will go down in Blues folklore as the player that will always personify the swaggering cool of Chelsea in the 60’s and early 70’s. Pure King’s Road style and a nose for a goal that will live long in the memory of all that ever saw him play.

BMW M3 T-shirt — £13.99
Stylised artwork blueprint design of this beautiful example of German engineering at its best.

James Hetfield ‘Seek & Destroy’ – Metallica T-shirt — £13.99
James Hetfield is a man that commands a crowd like no other (OK, maybe Angus Young). To see him in action just raise an arm in the air and summon his audience to do exactly what he wants is an amazing sight. He really is the Master of Puppets. Other bands of Metallica’s vintage have reformed and tread the tour circuit as a greatest hits band doing little more than cover their own songs. Not Metallica. As fresh and as relevant as the day Kill ‘Em All first hit the shelves. A James Hetfield Metallica...

ZZ Top T-shirt — £13.99
In any other band the rhythm section of Dusty Hill and Frank Beard would be the main attraction. But in ZZ Top, not even their brilliance, or the duel gimmicks of spinning guitars and those beards can distract from the fact that Billy Gibbons is a genius. You also get the feeling that he is a top chap too. If I had to choose one man to hang out with in a strip club, I’d choose Billy.

JEFF HEALEY T-SHIRT — £13.99
Jeff Healey RIP. Come on, what is wrong with the world. James Blunt is still walking the earth a free man and yet Jeff Healey is taken from us at the age of just 41. This is so unfair, the man was a brilliant guitarist and even at the height of my hair metal mayhem of the late 80s/early 90s I recognised his genius when I first heard his début album. In fact at the time I think it was the only album by a new artist I bought that year who didn't back-comb their hair and refer to everyone as either...

Steve Clark - Def Leppard T-shirt — £13.99
After cheating death on several occasions (he was once found unconscious with a blood/alcohol level of .59, which is almost double the amount that had killed John Bonham) Steve Clark was found dead by his girlfriend on January 8th 1991. RIP

Peugeot 205 GTi T-shirt — £13.99
Stylised artwork blueprint design of this GTI version of the French super mini.

Roberto Duran T-shirt — £13.99
Was Duran the hardest man ever to lace a pair of gloves? Quite possibly. There was never a more deserved nickname than ‘Hands of Stone’, and from the moment he felled Ken Buchanan, his place is history was assured, while the first Leonard fight put him up there in the pantheon of the true greats. Those outside the sport, and mere passing observers will look at his record and pass him by, they will recall ‘No Mas’, but those of us that share a passion for boxing know that they mask the truth, and...

Brian Johnson - AC/DC T-shirt — £13.99
Following Bon Scott means Brian Johnson must own the worlds Biggest Balls (pun fully intended). Most band that replace a singer are doomed. Although Black Sabbath & Iron Maiden were successes neither can really compare with AC/DC. Bon’s legacy still lives large and Angus is… well, Angus, so it takes something special and to survive such pressures. Malcolm does it by a combination of being the planet's greatest rhythm player and being hard as nails, but Brian achieves it through putting his ego totally...

Freddie Mercury Queen T-shirt — £13.99
Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry. I am so sorry that it has taken us so long to get a Freddie Mercury T-shirt worthy of his memory. Brian May was a blinding guitarist, John Deacon was a fantastic bassist and Roger Taylor was an awesome drummer, but we all know that Freddie Mercury was Queen. Queen was Freddie Mercury and there will NEVER be another showman/singer/frontman that will even be worthy of comparison. Wear this Freddie Mercury Queen T-shirt with the pride it deserves

Debbie Harry Blondie T-shirt — £13.99
Blondie’s Debbie Harry is the Queen of New York. End of story. The first lady of New Wave and responsible for awakening many a teenage boy’s hormones. Debbie Harry’s unique voice managed to combine punk attitude, raw sex and an utter disdain for those that couldn’t get past her looks. Parallel Lines is proof of her brilliance and one of the true highlights of New York Punk and put Blondie alongside the Ramones as one of the most vital bands of the CBGB legacy. A Debbie Harry Blondie T-shirt tribute.

Viv Richards T-shirt — £13.99
"You know what it looks like, now go fetch it". The line is often attributed to others, but those that know their cricket know that it was actually King Viv's response to England and Glamorgan paceman, Greg Thomas's stupid idea to taunt him.

Ian Anderson T-shirt Jethro Tull T-shirt — £13.99
Without Ian Anderson Jethro Tull would have been just another in the long line of British blues bands of the late 60s. But with Ian Anderson perched on one leg with his trademark flute, he took Jethro Tull to a different level. Transcending their blues roots to become pioneers of the progressive rock movement of the 70s. This Ian Anderson T-shirt celebrates the only man to have made an instrument as left field as the flute seem so totally rock n’ roll.

Dave Mustaine T-shirt - Megadeth T-shirt — £13.99
Dave Mustaine must have been one hell of drinker to have got thrown out of Metallica for being drunk. Such a blow would have smashed the heavy metal hopes of any normal man, but not Dave Mustaine. To come back from that to form, in Megadeth, one of the Big 4 of Thrash, Dave Mustaine proved that regardless of any petty squabbles with Lars, he has the talent and determination to earn respect from even his harshest critic. While proclaiming a new found Christian faith takes real balls in the heavy metal...

Roger Waters T-shirt - Pink Floyd T-shirt — £13.99
King of the concept album – Lord only knows what goes through Walters’s head, but as millions of Floyd fans will testify, when toking on a joint, does it really matter? Shouldn't every Pink Floyd fan wear a Roger Waters T-shirts?

Nick Cave T-shirt — £13.99
Songwriter, Musician, Novelist, Screenwriter, Actor and got to make 'Where The Wild Roses Grow' with Kylie, I don't know about you but I'd be happy with just the last one.

Keep The Faith T-shirt — £14.99
This one may be lost on a few of you. It’s a gentle poke at all those Northern Soul boys who proclaimed to the world that they are ‘Keeping the Faith’. Well, not that there is anything wrong with sweaty blokes from Wigan (medium-sized market town in the North of England) smelling of talcum powder whilst dancing to obscure soul tunes, but they are not the only ones trying to keep the flame alive for their version of real music.

Ferrari 308 GTB T-shirt — £13.99
Stylised artwork blueprint design of this 80’s legend.

Rock and Roll Geek Logo T-shirt — £13.99
Where rock lives.... from the files of the Rock and Roll Geek Show, comes the original Rock and Roll Geek Logo T-shirt. Wear it so you can shout it to the world that you are a Rock and Roll Geek and Proud....

Eddie Vedder T-shirt - Pearl Jam T-shirt — £13.99
More musically gifted than anyone during the rise of grunge could possibly have realised. While his peers self-destructed or simply lost the musical plot, Vedder kept going, releasing album after album of pure brilliance. Besides, any friend of the late Johnny Ramone is a friend of mine….

Lester Bangs — £13.99
Fired from Rolling Stone magazine for ‘Being Disrespectful To Artists”, he claimed that Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music was the greatest album ever recorded, and described Bryan Ferry as a vacuous waste of a human being. He gets my vote then.

Bill Hicks — £13.99
Bill Hicks was right. Right about what? Just about everything really…. If anyone out there has found a way to bring the dead back to life, please let the Hicks family know as we need Bill more than ever now.

Billie Joe Armstrong '924 Live' - Green Day T-shirt — £13.99
We’ve said it before, and we will say it again now. Green Day are bone fide punk superstars. Just because they write better songs than Stiff Little Fingers, it is apparently OK to slate Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirint and Tre Cool. Well not at BathroomWall it is not. From the earliest demos, through Dookie and American Idiot Green Day have proved themselves with great riffs, super catchy hooks and cutting lyrics. Wear your Green Day T-shirt with the pride it deserves.

Jon Pertwee Dr Who T-shirt - 3rd Doctor T-shirt — £13.99
T-SHIRT TRIBUTE TO THE 3rd DOCTOR. My first memory of television was the image of ‘The Dandy Doctor’ being chased through a maze of doors by a giant ‘bird’. It was January 1974. I was four years old. When I finally saw the episode again thirty years later of course the ‘bird’ turned out to be a pterodactyl in “The Invasion of the Dinosaurs”. But it made me feel like a child again. Precisely what made Jon Pertwee’s Doctor so special: his childlike belief that anything is possible. My first hero (and...

Liam Gallagher T-shirt - Oasis T-shirt — £13.99
As Liam said "...Americans have bad taste - hence the backstreet boys...they should be shot." I'm assuming he meant The Backstreet Boys….

Noel Gallagher T-shirt - Oasis T-shirt — £13.99
Oasis is what happens when you have two brothers, only one with any talent, but they both know it.

Johnny Thunders Can’t Put Your Arms Around A Memory T-shirt — £13.99
I have designed a lot of T-shirts, but not many that I love as much as this one. Maybe it’s because of the subject, maybe it’s because it seems to sum up the subject so well. Does it matter? Not really. You see, I just love Johnny's playing.... yes, I know about all those 'Johnny Blunders' jibes, but it doesn't matter. Was he as good as an Eddie Van Halen or a Jimi Hendrix? Of course not, but did he have a feel for his music and a soul that embodied the music scene he enveloped that out strips all...

Johnny Cash T-shirt — £13.99
Like many deceased music legends, Cash’s myth is in danger of far outstripping his achievements – which is no mean feat in itself. Quite how he maintained total credibility and still took country to the mainstream remains something of a mystery. Then as an old man he covers a Nine Inch Nails track and makes himself known to an entire new generation and looks immensely cool into the bargain. Can you see Garth Brooks recording Motley Crue’s ‘Girls, Girls, Girls’ or Kenny Chesney doing a duet with Eminem...

Steve Tyler T-shirt - Aerosmith T-shirt — £13.99
The best front man of his generation – bar none. Forget all that Disney soundtrack nonsense and just remember that NO ONE had EVER made a better rock n’ roll album than Rocks. Shouldn't every Aerosmith fan own a Steve Tyler T-shirt?

Dixie Dean T-shirt — £13.99
Football is full of misleading statistics, but there is one set of figures that never lies – 60 league goals in one season 1927-28; 100 league goals before he was 21; 200 league goals in 199 games at 23 years old; 349 league goals for one beloved club, Everton; 37 hat-tricks in his career; More than 20 league goals for nine consecutive seasons; averaged 0.94 goals a game; 473 goals in 502 matches; 16 International caps scoring 18 goals

Bon Scott Live Wire AC/DC T-shirt — £13.99
With so many rock n’ roll superstars out there still in need of a BathroomWall T-shirt in their honour, it is not surprising that there are not that many with more than one T-shirt. Well Bon Scott has too because he is more than just a mere rock superstar, his legend even transcends rock megastar and is up there as a rock n’ roll god. In many cases musical taste is up for debate – AC/DC and in particular Bon Scott era AC/DC is not. It is brilliant. End of story. Just like this Bon Scott AC/DC T-shirt

Vladimir Lemming T-shirt Pet Dictators T-shirt — £14.99
There are those that tried to divert the hatred of the workers against the Pet Dictators. Only the most ignorant and downtrodden people can believe the lies and slander that are spread about us. It is not the Pet Dictators who are the enemies of the people. Those that wear Pet Dictators are our brothers and comrades, united in our struggle for the fashionista revolution.

Fiat 500 T-shirt — £13.99
Stylised artwork blueprint design of the car that changed the world for European motorists.

T-Rex (Marc Bolan) T-shirt 20th Century Boy Lyrics T-shirt — £13.99
“Well It’s Plain To See You Were Meant For Me” Music journalists are lazy bastards. How on earth did they manage to lump Marc Bolan and T-Rex in with all the other glitter rock and glam rock bands of the 70s? It takes a pretty seismic leap to get from Alvin Stardust and Mudd to T-Rex. Slade suffered in the same way – although probably as much for THAT single as anything else. Anyway… Marc Bolan rocks and so does this T-Rex lyric T-shirt

Layne Stayley T-shirt - Alice In Chains T-shirt — £13.99
I was lucky enough to see Alice In Chains on their first trip outside the US when they came to London to play the Kerrang 10th Anniversary gig at the long lost Marquee Club. Before the show we met a couple of what we thought were American tourists. They were full of questions about the London rock scene. We talked for a while before we asked them their names and the skinny one of the two said "I'm Layne and this is Mike" (the Mike being AiC original bass player, Mike Starr). That night they were...

Robert Johnson T-shirt King of the Delta Blues T-shirt — £13.99
You know the mythology and if you are looking at this Robert Johnson T-shirt intending to buy it then you will already have your own thoughts on whether it was really the devil at work down at the Crossroads or that old trick used by every great guitarist... practice... Either way, to listen to those early Delta Blues tracks the best past of a century after they were recorded is still incredible. If ever a musician deserves total reverence it is Robert Johnson, so where his Delta Blues T-shirt with...

Steel Panther T-shirt Death To All But Metal T-shirt — £13.99
Steel Panther are genius. End of story. As someone that grew up on the LA Hair Metal scene (come on, where do you think the name BathroomWall comes from?) It is something that I hold very dear and will always defend, so someone taking the piss better tread carefully. Steel Panther tread it not just carefully, but perfectly. The songs are spot on and delivered with genuine love rather than malice. Part Spinal Tap, part Twisted Sister and part prime-era Motley Crue. So we salute the mastery of Steel...

Sleazy Rock N' Roll Logo T-shirt — £14.99
If you don’t get the homage here, then you may as well be listening to Girls Aloud….

Jaguar Mk2 T-shirt — £13.99
Stylised artwork blueprint design of this British icon – Want to do a bank job? Better get the T-shirt of the ideal getaway car first...

Bruce Springsteen T-shirt - The River — £13.99
We all have things in our record collections that we could live without or that we would deny owning if we thought it would lead to ridicule, but for me at least, Bruce Springsteen would be the last artist that would ever fall into that category. I don't care is other people don't like him - they are simply wrong. I don't care if people mock him as no more than bombastic blue-collar rock - they are again, wrong. I don't care because I love Bruce Springsteen as much as it is possible to love someone...

Johnny Rotten T-shirt - Sex Pistols T-shirt — £13.99
I can never remember whether John Lydon is a great British institution, or whether John Lydon belongs in a Great British institution - probably a bit of both. But like all true great Englishmen, reassuringly Irish. Anyway, shouldn't we all say thank you a bit more often to the man responsible for changing that face of modern music with a single album? More relevant and vital than he has ever been, I think we need to start a petition to get Johnny awarded a knighthood - if for no other reason than...

John Bonham T-shirt - Led Zeppelin T-shirt — £13.99
His headstone reads: “Cherished memories of a loving husband and father, John Henry Bonham who died Sept. 25th 1980. He will always be remembered in our hearts, Goodnight my Love, God Bless.” Although I don’t think anyone would have minded if it had said something along the lines of “Here lies Bonzo, drinker, drummer and template for every great rock star to follow”

Cheap Sleaze T-shirt — £14.99
How many other truly great rock n’ roll bands have held the same original line-up for 30 years (OK, other than ZZ Top), and still kept churning out great albums? Well, that’s why Sleazy Rock N’ Roll pays tribute to the legendary Cheap Trick – after all they wrote our theme song…. He’s A Whore

a Falcon T-shirt — £13.99
From the old time pioneering 50s Rock N' Roll of Eddie Cochran, through the Rockabilly revivalist Brian Setzer, to sleazy rock n' roller like Sylvain Sylvain and Izzy Stradlin looking for something a little different, the Falcon is a guitar of genuine beauty. The Falcon is a huge beast of a guitar, often dwarfing smaller guitarists, but regardless of it's size, the Falcon always looks stunning and in the hands of the right guitarist it looks so effortlessly cool it is a wonder there are any groupies...

Morrissey "Republic" — £69.95
An original hand painted Morrissey pop art canvas by international artist Tom Bloomfield. Measuring approximately 24 inches by 24 inches, each canvas is signed and numbered by the artist and their availability will be strictly limited to just 50 canvases. So once they are gone, they are gone. For more information on our ‘Paintings’, please go to the 'paintings' link at the top of the screen PLEASE NOTE, DUE TO THE COST OF INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING ON LARGE PARCELS SUCH AS THESE PAINTINGS, PAINTINGS...

Lancia Delta Integrale T-shirt — £13.99
Stylised artwork blueprint design of Lancia’s rallying legend.

Tom Waits "Been Drinking" — £69.95
An original hand painted Tom Waits pop art canvas by international artist Tom Bloomfield. Measuring approximately 24 inches by 24 inches, each canvas is signed and numbered by the artist and their availability will be strictly limited to just 50 canvases. So once they are gone, they are gone. For more information on our paintings, please go to the ‘Paintings’ link at the top of the screen PLEASE NOTE, DUE TO THE COST OF INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING ON LARGE PARCELS SUCH AS THESE PAINTINGS, PAINTINGS ORDERED...

Dodge Challenger T-shirt — £13.99
Stylised artwork blueprint design of one of the greatest examples of pure American muscle.

Johnny Cash "San Q" — £69.95
An original hand painted Johnny Cash pop art canvas by international artist Tom Bloomfield. Measuring approximately 24 inches by 24 inches, each canvas is signed and numbered by the artist and their availability will be strictly limited to just 50 canvases. So once they are gone, they are gone. For more information on our paintings, please go to the ‘Paintings’ link at the top of the screen PLEASE NOTE, DUE TO THE COST OF INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING ON LARGE PARCELS SUCH AS THESE PAINTINGS, PAINTINGS...

Ian Healy T-shirt — £13.99
"You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t". Along with Edo Brandes's response to Glenn McGrath, this Ian Healy classic to Sri Lankan batsman Ranatunga's request for a runner is one of the greatest sledges of all time – and all picked up for a primetime audience by Channel 9’s stump microphone.

SAAB 900 Turbo T-shirt — £13.99
Stylised artwork blueprint design of an era defining example of Northern European design brilliance.

Citroen DS T-shirt — £13.99
Stylised artwork blueprint design of one of the 20th century’s greatest production cars.

Adam & The Ants T-shirt — £13.99
That T-Shirt's lost it's taste so try another flavour…. (Adam) Ant T-Shirt oi ee oi ee oi ee oi!!

Tom Baker Dr Who T-shirt - 4th Doctor T-Shirt — £13.99
T-SHIRT TRIBUTE TO THE 4th DOCTOR A superhero in a fright wig with a pocketful of jelly babies and a sonic screwdriver. When I finally met Tom Baker he was the most imposing man I had ever seen: huge, garrulous, enigmatic, open, intimidating, friendly. He really was a man who could fight Krynoids with a sword. He was THE Doctor... which pretty much makes this THE Dr Who T-shirt.

Mousechwitz T-shirt — £14.99
There are places in this world of unspeakable evil. Where man's inhumanity to man is brought to the forefront of our collective cultural conscience. As we disguise our bile beneath mountain of corporate merchandise, skinny-moca-lattes and general apathy, such evil still goes unchecked. Welcome to a modern day Pet Dictators' concentration camp. Wear your Mousechwitz T-shirt with a mix of protest, pride and of course humour.

Ritchie Blackmore T-shirt - Deep Purple T-shirt — £13.99
There are so many stories about Ritchie Blackmore and no doubt some of them are true. Ritchie Blackmore probably is a right royal pain in the butt. He may well look a bit of an idiot dressed as a hobbit and playing the lute these days, but the man wrote some of the greatest guitar hooks in rock history, so I guess that leaves him in enough credit to do what on earth he wants. This Ritchie Blackmore T-shirt may not make you play like him, but surely it can’t hurt?

Mark Knopfler T-shirt - Dire Straits T-shirt — £13.99
It is easy to forget just how broad Mark Knopfler’s reach in music over the last 30 years is. Mention his name and horrid images of day-glo headbands and one of the most defining albums of the 80s always spring to mind. But without that and the whole MTV association, Mark Knopfler would more readily be heralded as one of Britain’s finest guitarists. Dire Straits’ first two albums are pop masterpieces, while since the band’s split, the breadth of his solo work is mind blowing. Cool, he may never be...

Jimi Hendrix - Jimi's Guitar Repair Shop T-shirt — £13.99
Jimi’s Guitar Repair Shop – “For when you absolutely, positively just have to set fire to your guitar”. Like other T-shirts in our ‘Rock Star Academy’ this Jimi Hendrix T-shirt gives fans an alternative to the other designs on the market – which for some reason seems to mean ridiculous tie-dye monstrosities. Everyone should have a decent Jimi Hendrix T-shirt, but up until now they just haven't existed. But now they do, so grab this brilliant Jimi Hendrix T-shirt while you can.

Anti JAMES BLUNT T-shirt — £13.99
Let’s not mince words here, I want James Blunt dead. No ‘ifs’, no ‘buts’, just a bullet in the head. So will someone please put this bastard out of my misery? And while you are about it, can you also take out Celine Dion, Michael Bolton, Paris Hilton and Ronan Keating.

Spinal Tap T-shirt - POLYMER RECORDS T-SHIRT — £13.99
As we said with our Spinal Tap "Stonehenge" T-shirt, we know that "it goes up to 11" is funny, but let's face it, it has been done to death, so let the crowd go with that kinda shirt and celebrate a different slice of Tap genius. Although this Spinal Tap T-shirt is available in several colours, it should really be in red, but hey, its up to you. Either way, this Spinal Tap Polymer Records T-shirt is fantastic, yet subtle way to show your appreciation of This Is Spinal Tap, the funniest film ever...

Teasers T-shirts - girls fit — £13.99
Be amongst the first to own a Teasers T-shirt. With their début single "Sooner Or Later" taking the world by storm and their new full length album on the way, get on The Teasers wagon before the crowds - and probably before they all hit rehab, do photoshoots for Hello and generally become far to important to talk to any of us. Wear this Teasers T-shirt with the elitist pride it deserves

Teasers T-shirt - boys fit — £13.99
Be amongst the first to own a Teasers T-shirt. With their début single "Sooner Or Later" taking the world by storm and their new full length album on the way, get on The Teasers wagon before the crowds - and probably before they all hit rehab, do photoshoots for Hello and generally become far to important to talk to any of us. Wear this Teasers T-shirt with the elitist pride it deserves

a Thunderbird Bass T-shirt — £13.99
Yes, we all know that the Thunderbird bass is flawed. Criticisms about its weight distribution; its fragility around the nut area; difficulty in reaching some of the upper frets etc, but who cares when it looks this fantastic. Some have also criticised the Tunderbird bass's versatility, but if you are shopping at BathroomWall you are are almost certainly a rocker and when it comes to rock bass, nothing sounds better than a Thunderbird - plus of course it looks sooo damn cool. I love this Thunderbird...

Paul Gilbert guitar hero T-shirt — £13.99
I first took notice of Paul Gilbert in about 1991. I had gone to Hammersmith Odeon to see a band called The Throbs who were bottom of a bill topped by the supergroup, Mr Big of Billy Sheehan, Eric Martin and Paul Gilbert. Sadly The Throbs sucked that night and to be honest Mr Big were a bit on the dull side, however amongst it all I witnessed the amazing Paul Gilbert. Wow. A year earlier I had seen Steve Vai and thought I would never see such technique again (what with the real Van Halen still refusing...

Sugar Ray Leonard T-shirt — £13.99
The most graceful and skilled fighter of his generation. So seemingly effortless in everything that he did, he came to personify the idea of boxing as the ‘sweet science’. Although I will never believe he deserved to win the Hagler fight, no one other than Hagler himself and a few bookies could begrudge him.

Home of Sleazy Rock n' Roll T-shirt — £14.99
You will recognise the nod to the dearly missed CBGB’s, but can you work out what ‘MCRGA’ stands for? Well, if you can’t then we’re not going to tell you. You can try to work it out and email us with you answer, and if it’s correct we’ll send you a prize. The only clue we’ll give you is that ‘MCRGA’ stands for where the home of Sleazy Rock N’ Roll is to our founder.

Michael Hutchence – INXS T-shirt — £13.99
The Australian Jim Morrison. INXS singer Michael Hutchence was a classic rock star in the old tradition. Michael Hutchence was a frontman that knew his craft. Always dangerous, ready to corrupt any passing pop starlet and of course he never forgot the tools of his trade – an amazing voice that blended classic rock n’ roll with a pop sensibility that few could touch. Let’s not dwell on his demise, just remember one of the last singers that truly understood the ethic of rock n’ roll. Grab your Michael...

1979 Dijon French Grand Prix T-shirt — £13.99
The race that made me fall in love with Formula 1. Giles Villeneuve in his Ferrari and Rene Arnoux in the Renault banging wheels and swapping paint in one of the most thrilling and enduring races in motor sport history. If this was the racing that turbos were going to provide, then why did they ever scrap them? After the race there were none of the stewards enquiries or points penalties that undermine the sport today, just the embrace of two great competitors. Many years later after Villeneuve’s...

1961 Monaco Grand Prix T-shirt — £13.99
The 1961 Monaco Grand Prix must surely be up there amongst Sterling Moss’s greatest achievements, if not those in British motor sport history. His Lotus Climax was so massively underpowered compared to the squadron of Sharknose Ferrari 156 cars, but on the streets of Monte Carlo driver skill proved to be more important than horsepower. For those that know, the lack of a world title on the CV of Sterling Moss is a mere anomaly, as it is a certainty that had he chosen more competitive cars over patriotism...

It's Only Rock N' Roll T-shirt — £13.99
As every Rock and Roll Geek knows, it is so much more important than being 'only' Rock N' Roll, but we have to let the rest of the world think we have a grip on reality. We know that Rock N' Roll is a higher spiritual plane, but by wearing this "It's Only Rock N' Roll" T-shirt we can deceive the world into thinking we are one of them....

Disco Sucks T-shirt — £13.99
What more is there to say that this Rock and Roll Geek T-shirt doesn't already make abundantly clear. Disco Sucks, end of story. So wear this Rock and Roll Geek Disco Sucks T-shirt with pride

1955 Mille Miglia T-shirt — £13.99
This legendary road race is littered with great stories and tales of immense skill and bravery, but it is the 1955 Mille Miglia that stands head and shoulders above all others. With the names of Nuvolari, Villoresi and Ascari previously inscribed on the trophy and the likes of Fangio, Von Trips and Collins only able to secure podiums, the fact that the Mille Miglia is still best remembered for the victory of Sterling Moss and his navigator Denis Jenkinson stands as testament to just how great their...